The Morning News

This morning went a little something like this..............................
For Valentines Day, Bobby got me a personal trainer that comes to the house twice a week.
She's young and cute and fun. The thing is when you have someone come over twice a week at 10:00am, you never really know what condition the house is going to be in. Well Bobby watched the babies while her and I went for a fast paced walk and returned to the house to the smell of poop and Bobby changing his nice dress shirt. Bobby informed us that Isabella had pooped on the floor and Madeleine puked on him. The look on the personal trainers face was of disgust. I had to remind myself that the discussion of daily bodily fluid talk isn't something a young 20 something is use to. Poop is kinda embarrassing to talk about if you've never had a baby and dealt with it on a daily basis. To top it off while I was doing my sit ups Isabella kept trying to play with her, but I noticed the trainer was trying to distract her with other things basically trying to make her go away. Normally she likes to talk to Isabella and play around with her.
It wasn't until she quickly scooted out of here that I noticed Isabella had POOP in her hair! The poor girl will probably never have children. Plus the house is just a dirty dusty mess, with the same laundry piled on the couch when she was here last time. Bobby suggested that maybe I should clean the house next time she comes. Maybe he should hire me maid. he he :)