Madeleine

Maddie Story 1

Me: Should we fill up the pool and go swimming?

Girls: YEA!
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Me: Ok, I'm gonna put Joaquin's swim suit on him for the first time, isn't it cute?

Maddie: Oh, is that what boys wear?

Me: Yep

Maddie: So he doesn't have a boy tutu swim suit like me?

Me: Nope, boys just wear swim shorts

Maddie: So boys don't have to cover their nipples?

Maddie Story 2

Me: Maddie it looks like you need to go pee.

Maddie: No, Mama I'm just doing to the "Cha Cha Dance."